19 Funny urge quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

  Commentary:
  Why stop there? Let's add a cat cafe, yoga studio, and a place to nap! ☕📚🍰🌸😺🧘💤

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

  Commentary:
  "When you've lost her at the thumbnail but you're still hoping for a chuckle. 🎥😅 #WishfulThinking"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, behold the ancient tales of the great Taco Bell that once stood where this Starbucks now reigns! 🏺📜😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

  Commentary:
  When the Midwest calls, you better answer with a cold one in hand! 🍹🌞🍻 #PatioGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the battle of wills between productivity and the siren call of napping would be so fierce? 😴💤 It's like the afternoon slump knows exactly when to strike – sneaky little siesta temptress!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic male ritual of affirming authority over life's trivial matters by cinching those trousers higher 😂👖💪 It's the ultimate power move in the world of fashion and decision-making!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic struggle of trying to read lips that seem to have a mind of their own on screen! 📽️😂 Who knew a few milliseconds could drive us to the brink of self-inflicted popcorn throwing? Stay strong, brave subtitle warrior!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between wanting to be goth and wanting to own a fabulous real estate portfolio…🦇🕸️ Who needs acceptance and friendship when you can have ominous creaks and cobweb-filled corners instead? 😂 #GothGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate dance of feigning innocence while secretly holding all the answers 🤫💁‍♀️ It's the ultimate power move of pretending to be clueless when you're actually the mastermind behind the scenes! Who said women can't multitask? 😉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal conflict between seeking peace and courting adventure! 🌊🌙 Living in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory sounds like the perfect mix of tranquility and suspense. Who needs a cozy beach cottage when you can have a haunted mansion by the sea? Ghostly neighbors and mysterious sea monsters included! 👻🏝 #SpookyScenicViews

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