Funny quotes urge

15 Funny urge quotes

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

2 months ago

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

2 months ago

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

2 months ago

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

3 months ago

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

3 months ago

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

3 months ago

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

3 months ago

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

3 months ago

The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

3 months ago

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

3 months ago

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

3 months ago

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

3 months ago

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

3 months ago

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

3 months ago

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

3 months ago