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Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

Spotted on Discord:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

Making waves on Discord:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Shared recently on Threads:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Live now on YouTube:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Live now on Slack:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Reported on X:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Making waves on TikTok:

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

Making waves on Telegram:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Breaking via Slack:

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Just shared via Reddit:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Spotted on Telegram:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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