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Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

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All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

Going viral on YouTube:

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Trending via Snapchat:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

90 shares on Twitch this month:

One thing I expect that we will learn from the vibe coding era is that most ‘idea guys’ don’t actually have very good ideas.

25 shares on X this month:

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

10 shares on Reddit this month:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

12 shares on X this month:

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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God saw you do that.

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Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

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Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

Making waves on Instagram:

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Going bananas on Discord:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Shared recently on Slack:

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Going viral on Twitch:

Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

Making waves on Threads:

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Shared recently on Threads:

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Breaking via Reddit:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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