Funny voices quotes — Wordgag ツ

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

2 weeks ago

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

2 weeks ago

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

2 weeks ago

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

2 weeks ago

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

3 weeks ago

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

3 weeks ago

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

3 weeks ago

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

4 weeks ago

One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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