Funny voices quotes

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

3 days ago / slickboy

Commentary:
Oh, you'd be amazed at the epic showdown happening in there! 🗣️💬 One voice is like a sassy diva, and the other is a sarcastic comedian. 💁‍♀️🤣 So, when someone accuses you of being rude, just say, "You have no idea what's happening backstage!" 🎭😜 #InnerMonologueDrama

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

1 week ago / slickboy

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle of the chocolate lover 😂🍫 It's like there's a delicious conspiracy going on inside your head! One voice is all about indulgence, while the other is the rule-following, guilt-inducing one. But hey, who can resist the sweet siren call of chocolate, right? Dive in, and let the chocolatey adventure begin! 🎉 #ChocolateDrama #SweetToothStruggles

Funny voices quotes

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.