Funny voices quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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  Commentary:
  "Yeah, he's just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

  Commentary:
  Oh, you'd be amazed at the epic showdown happening in there! 🗣️💬 One voice is like a sassy diva, and the other is a sarcastic comedian. 💁‍♀️🤣 So, when someone accuses you of being rude, just say, "You have no idea what's happening backstage!" 🎭😜 #InnerMonologueDrama

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the eternal struggle of the chocolate lover 😂🍫 It's like there's a delicious conspiracy going on inside your head! One voice is all about indulgence, while the other is the rule-following, guilt-inducing one. But hey, who can resist the sweet siren call of chocolate, right? Dive in, and let the chocolatey adventure begin! 🎉 #ChocolateDrama #SweetToothStruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

  Commentary:
  Well, that explains why men sometimes seem so lost in conversations with women! 🤔👂🚫 Looks like there's a whole world of female frequencies they're missing out on! 🎶💁‍♀️ #LostInTranslation

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

  Commentary:
  "Oh the eternal battle between the voices in the head and the hungry growls of the stomach! 🤯🍔 Who will emerge victorious? Place your bets now! 🎙️🥊 #FoodForThought"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your psychiatrist might be the one needing a psychiatrist! 🤪👩‍⚕️ It's always good to keep a sense of humor, even when dealing with imaginary experts. 😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew my thoughts were such chatterboxes? 🗣️🎙️ Now I've got a mind full of influencers! 🤯 #PodcastMania"

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