68 Funny waiting quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.
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  5 months ago

  View →: By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.
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  5 months ago

  View →: How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?
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  5 months ago

  View →: If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”
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  5 months ago

  View →: It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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