I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Commentary:
Looks like even the Wise Men can't resist the allure of modern technology! 👶📱 Maybe they're checking for the latest star navigation app? Or perhaps they're just really big fans of baby Jesus' social media updates! 😂🌟

Not to brag, but I'm on hold and my call is important to them.

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate test of patience: being on hold and reminded that your call is *so* important to them… Must be their way of saying, 'Please hold for eternity.' 🕰️🤣 #ImportantCallVibes"

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Commentary:
"Looks like Earth is hosting the universe's most anticipated event – Alien Invasion! 👽🚀 Remember, patience is key… but maybe keep some intergalactic snacks ready, just in case! 🍬🛸"

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I'm like, okay, but I think I'll wait for a signier sign.

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Commentary:
"Oh, the universe must be rolling its cosmic eyes at you, waiting for the sign to have its own sign! 🙄🌌 Don't worry, maybe it'll come with flashing lights and a big neon arrow next time! ⚡🔜 #SignierSignNeeded"

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Commentary:
"Twitter is like a swamp. 🐸 You wade through the muck, dodging toxic tweets left and right. But once in a while, a gem surfaces like a delicious fly, and you strike with the speed of a hungry frog! 🦟✨ #TweetTreats"

I'm waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Commentary:
"Oh, the elusive "perfect moment" – procrastination's favorite hiding spot! 🕰️⏳ Don't worry, I'm sure it's just around the corner… or maybe the next corner… or the one after that? 😅 #ProcrastinationQueen"

You can make friends in a doctor's waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Commentary:
"Who knew a broken arm could be the ultimate icebreaker while waiting in the doctor's office? Just don't try bonding over a sneeze symphony, that's a friendship killer for sure! 🤕🌡️😷"

If there's no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've found the real MVP of air travel – the open mouth cougher! 🤧✈️ Who knew a simple 'ah-choo' could have such power over flight delays? 😂 #FlightEtiquette #HoldTheFlight"

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Commentary:
"Ah, elections – where suspense is high, nerves are shot, and family dinners get a bit awkward! 🗳️😬 Just hoping for a clean bill of health for democracy! 🤞🏥 #ElectionDayDrama"

Elections make you feel like we're all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

Commentary:
Ah, elections – the ultimate family drama on a national scale! 🤣 It's like we're all caught in the crossfire of a messy breakup, anxiously waiting to see who ends up with custody of our future. 🗳️💔 Let's just hope they don't make us choose between weekends and holidays! #ElectionDrama #CustodyBattle