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I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.
It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?
I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.
People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.
If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

New funny wake up quotes 👇

1 month ago
Share →: Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

Commentary:
"Current status: Professional night owl, world-class morning zombie. 🦉☕😴"
1 month ago
Share →: Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

Commentary:
"Good morning to all the yawning champions out there! 😴☕️ Let's hope coffee can fix what sleep didn't! 😂💤"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

Commentary:
"When life gives you mornings, grab a coffee! ☕️✨ #StillSleepingInside"
1 month ago
Share →: I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

Commentary:
"Proof that my body can multitask: sleep and be at work simultaneously! 💤😅 #SleepWorkBalance"
1 month ago
Share →: Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

Commentary:
"When you say 'Hey!' but really mean 'Zzz…'" 😴😂👍
2 months ago
Share →: I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Commentary:
Well, who wouldn't scream if they were suddenly plucked from their cozy nest and expected to lay an egg every day? 🐔🥚 Maybe they're just trying to get their morning squawk-ee in! 🤪 #ChickensBeforeCoffee
2 months ago
Share →: The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

Commentary:
"Who needs caffeine when you have a hotline to the morning show! ☕️📻 Rise and shine, it's time to dial in the day with some witty banter and questionable prizes! #MorningChampions"
3 months ago
Share →: I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Commentary:
🐓 Rise and shine like a rooster they said, but they forgot to mention the screaming part! 😂 Who needs coffee when you can start your day with a good old-fashioned wake-up call from your inner rooster? Just remember to save the wandering around for after you've had your morning brew! ☕ #MorningRoutineGoals
3 months ago
Share →: I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Commentary:
🌞 "I hate the saying: 'Get up, the sun is shining!' What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis? 🌿 Maybe photosynthesis isn't such a bad idea… at least it's a bright idea for a lazy morning! Just don't forget to water yourself occasionally! 💦"
3 months ago
Share →: If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Commentary:
Oops, so you drunk-texted your ex, huh? 🍷📱 Don't panic! Just channel your inner hacker and flood their inbox with Bitcoin ads like a pro! 💻💰 Who said alcohol and technology don't mix well? 🤣 #HackYourWayOutOfAWildNight