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5 months ago
Share →: Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Commentary:
"Oh, I see we've entered the 'telepathy' phase of our conversation! 🤔💭 Don't worry, I'll start working on my mind-reading skills right away. Just give me a sec to find my crystal ball 🔮😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Commentary:
"Imagine the power move of casually dropping 'My battery is at 5%' at the start of every call 📱⚡ Nobody would dare keep you on the line for too long! 😂 #PhoneCallGameStrong"
5 months ago
Share →: Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

Commentary:
"Who needs guardian angels when you've got killer style to chase away those funky demons? 😈👠 Don't let negativity cramp your fashion game – slay those demons with a killer outfit instead! 💃🔥 #FashionExorcism 😏"
5 months ago
Share →: Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

Commentary:
Interviewer: So why do you want this job?
Me: I don’t. I just need money. 💸💼

Well, honesty is the best policy, right? Who needs passion when you have bills to pay! 🤣 #JobGoals
5 months ago
Share →: After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Commentary:
"Looks like even in the afterlife, this person is planning to have a social calendar busier than the Kardashians! 👻💁‍♂️ Better make sure to RSVP in advance to meet this ghostly VIP! 😄 #AfterlifeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Commentary:
"Apple picking: the original sin, where we're all just a bite away from a juicy temptation 🍎😈 Who knew that a seemingly innocent activity could have such scandalous roots?"
5 months ago
Share →: Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'oh, you want to see crazy?' line – a dangerous game of emotional Russian roulette 🤪💥! It's best to proceed with caution and perhaps a helmet 🪖. Remember, sometimes it's okay to just admire from a safe distance 👀😅!"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Commentary:
"Ah, Netflix, the ultimate tease! All these movies at your disposal, yet the one you're craving is nowhere to be found 🙈🍿 It's like looking for a needle in a haystack, but hey, at least you'll discover some hidden gems along the way! 😅🎥"
5 months ago
Share →: “Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

Commentary:
"Dress for the job you want, they said. But nobody warned me about the tutu requirement! 🩰 Guess I'm aiming for Principal Ballerina now? 💃 #CareerGoalsGoneWrong"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

Commentary:
"Trying to get just a 'little' ketchup out of the bottle is like trying to control a rocket launch 🚀. Blink and you'll have a French fry flood on your hands! 😂 #ketchupchaos"