350 Funny want quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

  Commentary:
  "Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘‍♂️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, I'll bring the rubber ducky! 🦆🚿😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the ultimate multitasking workout! 🛍️🤦‍♀️💪🍫😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

  Commentary:
  "When your laugh echoes like a Disney villain's cackle 🏰😆🔊 #DreamBigOrGoHome"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

  Commentary:
  "Instant bragging rights unlocked! 😂🎖️#MomGoals #GeniusPlan"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, my superpower is knowing everyone's shower thoughts! 🦸‍♂️🛀📱 #TweetWhisperer"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

  Commentary:
  "Yes, I'd love a slice of 'peace of mind' and don't forget the bedtime snack! 💤😴🍪"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic dilemma of wanting serenity but being stuck with a chatty brain 🧠💬. It's like trying to negotiate a peace treaty between your eyelids and your thoughts! 😅 Maybe your brain just needs a lullaby or a good pun to finally shut up and let you catch some Z's. 😴✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like this shrimp has big dreams—aiming to make a splash even if it's just as fancy leftover! 🍤😂 Just remember, whether it's on a plate or in a party trash bin, it's all about making a statement. Keep reaching for those gourmet goals! 🍽️🎉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to be nice is like trying to catch a butterfly – you're just one annoying person away from turning into a fire-breathing dragon! 🦋🔥 #NiceButNotThatNice"

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