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Looks like my motivation missed the memo! 🤔🚫🤣
556 Funny want quotes
I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.
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He might be hot enough to melt ice, but he definitely needs a GPS to find the punchline 😂🔥
I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.
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High standards save lives, and my prince still hasn't figured out my Wi-Fi password yet! 😂👑📶
I’m so glad programming is dead. I can finally program whatever I want.
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Ah, now I can finally debug the meaning of life!
Be the funny, awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world.
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Awkward silence: shattered. A hero among crickets! 🦗🎤😅
If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.
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I guess men want to be exclusive and women want to be in the club! 😂🙋♀️🙋♂️ #TrendsettersVsTrailblazers
I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice.
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Snacks and juice: the ultimate life goals! 🍪🥤 Who needs deep conversations when you have cookies?
I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.
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Looks like it's time to pull out the old "house chores for board game cash" strategy! 🧹💰😂
Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise.
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Trying the slow blink method on my boss—he just asked if I'm sleepy instead of giving me a raise! 😴😅
Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.
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Breaking the family tradition of doing what you're supposed to! 🎉🤪 #Trailblazer