348 Funny want quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the simple pleasures in life – like world domination and unlimited snacks! 🌍🍔 Who needs complicated wishes when all you really need is a little universe rearranging, right? 😆 #SimplePersonGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this boyfriend doesn't just avoid networking events, but even digital connections! 🙅‍♂️ If he can't commit to accepting a LinkedIn request, will he ever commit to relationship goals? 🤔 Perhaps he's still figuring out if he wants to 'network' exclusively with you! 😆 #NetworkingRelationships

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

  Commentary:
  Well, if toxic relationships were an Olympic sport, you'd be a gold medalist in the "fighting for something you don't even want" category. I mean, talk about dedication to the wrong cause! Maybe it's time to switch gears and aim for a healthier, less combative relationship strategy.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

  Commentary:
  "If only all problems could be solved with a hug, coffee, and a million dollars! Who needs therapy when you've got caffeine and cash, right? Just imagine the line at the hug and coffee shop if this were a reality – we'd all be lining up for our daily dose of comfort and caffeine!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, I'll get right on that apology… just as soon as I finish apologizing to all the other people I've offended this year! Looks like I'll be busy until at least next year. Sorry about that!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if the shoe fits… buy it in every color! It's not a shopping spree, it's a practical solution to a sizing problem."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

  Commentary:
  Looks like trying to find that elusive movie on your 13 streaming services is the real plot twist of the night 🎬💸 Who needs a scavenger hunt when you can just pay $2.99 for a movie marathon entertainment? 🍿😂

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs socializing when you have cozy pajamas and a Netflix queue calling your name? 🏡🛋️ #IntrovertLife"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

  Commentary:
  🐱😂 Oh, the eternal dilemma of trying to persuade a cat to be emotionally supportive! Perhaps it's more of a "reluctant emotional support animal" situation? After all, cats do what they want, when they want, and emotional support is no exception! 😸 #CatLogic #EmotionalSupportStruggles

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  4 months ago

  Share →: All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Who needs deadlines when you can have datelines with the special someone? Love knows no bounds, not even the constraints of time 😂💘⏰"

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