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This is too sweet—I might just melt before Christmas! 🎄😁
556 Funny want quotes
What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?
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When your brain's ready to party but your body's already in pajamas mode 😴🎉😅
I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.
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I feel you, sometimes the best reaction is a smile and a nod… followed by a facepalm 🙄🤦♂️
I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.
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I'll take the hoodie for now, but keep that heart on layaway 😉💀❤️
My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.
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Guess it's another night of "Not pizza again!" 🙄🍕
My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.
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Dad-math strikes again: 2 kids = 0 kids. 🤔🧮👶👶
Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.
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When you're tipsy and ready to mingle but your only date is a bowl of chips 🍟😂#PartyOfOne
Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.
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Even my pen pal from Alcatraz thinks I need to lighten up! 🖊️😅📬
Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.
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Trying to play hard to get when they're already in stealth mode 😂🤷♂️🔍
Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?
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Trying to harness the power of procrastination… they're saying it might be the next renewable energy source! 😅🔋📅