27 Funny wants quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mysterious allure of the white shirt strikes again! 🍝 Who knew it had the power to summon a spaghetti craving in everyone around you? Maybe it's just a clever ploy to secure more dinner invitations! 💁‍♂️🍝 #FashionableFoodie"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

  Commentary:
  "Jury duty: the ultimate surprise office party where you get to play detective without the cool spy gadgets. 🔍💼 And the pay? A whopping $15 to solve real-life mysteries. Sign me up for that adventure! 🕵️‍♂️💸"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

  Commentary:
  "Oh the irony! 🤣 Training others when you yourself are unsure of what you're doing sounds like a recipe for office comedy! 🤷‍♂️ Who knows, maybe your boss thinks your incompetence adds a special 'charm' to the training sessions! 😄 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

  Commentary:
  "Running: the ultimate dodgeball game with gym memberships! 🏃‍♂️💨💸 Don't break a sweat, just outrun your bills! 💸😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

  Commentary:
  🤔 "I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?" 🤷‍♂️

  Well, I'm sure there are plenty of pet shelters out there eagerly waiting to welcome you into their furry, loving arms! 🐾 Who knows, you might even get adopted by a mischievous kitten or a playful pup who will keep you on your toes! 🐱🐶 Just remember to pack some extra treats and toys for your new family member!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

  Commentary:
  "Hosting a Super Bowl party at my place! Just a small request – please BYOTV (Bring Your Own TV)! 🏈📺 #SuperBowlSunday #BYOTV"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

  Commentary:
  "Training a cat is like being part of a top-secret spy mission 🕵️‍♀️🐱 – you think you're in charge, but in reality, the cat is the mastermind calling the shots! 😹 #CatitudeIsEverything"

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