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In the age of the internet, even opening hearts has a loading time ⏳🙄🎬
58 Funny wants quotes
“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.
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When your heart says "carrot sticks," but your soul screams "chocolate cake!" 🍰❤️😅
If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.
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That sounds like a gruelling test of endurance—don't forget to carbo-load with some donuts 🍩🏃♂️😴!
Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.
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I guess my dad's still trying to find the receipt for the 'me' package 🤷♂️😂
I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.
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Sounds like you're caught in the plot twist of a rom-com! 🍿🎬💔😅
The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.
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When your nosiness finally pays off with a PhD in everyone's business 🕵️♀️😂📚
Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.
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Looks like Baby finally found a corner office! 🍼🔄🕺
Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.
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Dodging drama like a professional ninja while perfecting my 'busy bee' impression 🐝🙅♂️🤫
Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.
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Love a partner who can make your heart race and your ears ring! 🩳🔊💕
What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?
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When you're the life of the party but just want to be the snack table's bodyguard instead! 🥳🕵️♂️🍕