18 Funny washing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

  Commentary:
  "Brainwashing gets a bad rap, but who wouldn't want that squeaky clean, fresh-out-of-the-mental-shower feeling? 🧼✨ Just imagine the lavender-scented thoughts and sparkling synaptic connections! Maybe we just need to rebrand it as 'Mental Spa Day.' 💆‍♂️💭"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the mystery of laundry time estimation! 🤔🕒 It's like our washing machines are out there playing a little game of hide and seek with us! "Oh, you thought I'd be done in 10 minutes? Surprise, it's actually 30!" 🎉 Just come clean with us, washing machine, we can handle the truth – and maybe a few extra minutes. 😉🧺 #LaundryDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

  Commentary:
  "Because who doesn't love a little extra crunch in their diet for that added 'earthy' flavor? 🍄😂 Just remember, a little dirt won't hurt… hopefully! 😉 #DirtLoversUnite"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

  Commentary:
  "Men are truly versatile creatures, mastering the art of multitasking with a single shampoo bottle! 🧔🧴🚗 Who knew cleaning the house and looking dashing could have so much in common? 😄🧼 #ManlyGroomingSkills"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

  Commentary:
  "Pressure washing: where water, soap, and an impending sense of urgency come together for a splashingly stressful time! 🚿💦⏱️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

  Commentary:
  "Laundry rebellion at its finest! The clothes may not talk, but they sure know how to make a statement! 🧺🙅‍♂️ #RuleBreaker"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this ninja's special move is the 'Soapy Sock Slide' technique! 👣🚿💥 Who needs a black belt when you can have squeaky clean feet instead? 😂 #ShowerNinja"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you've upgraded from sleeping like a log to sleeping like a load of laundry! 🛏️🌀 Hang in there, maybe next time you'll wake up feeling fresh and fluffed! 😅"

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