Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Commentary:
"Pressure washing: where water, soap, and an impending sense of urgency come together for a splashingly stressful time! 🚿💦⏱️"

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Commentary:
"Laundry rebellion at its finest! The clothes may not talk, but they sure know how to make a statement! 🧺🙅‍♂️ #RuleBreaker"

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Commentary:
"Looks like this ninja's special move is the 'Soapy Sock Slide' technique! 👣🚿💥 Who needs a black belt when you can have squeaky clean feet instead? 😂 #ShowerNinja"

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

Commentary:
"Looks like you've upgraded from sleeping like a log to sleeping like a load of laundry! 🛏️🌀 Hang in there, maybe next time you'll wake up feeling fresh and fluffed! 😅"