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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Just landed via Twitch:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Live now on Discord:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Trending via Threads:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Spotted on X:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Seen just now on X:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Making waves on Facebook:

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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Funny wealthy quotes 💸 bring a hilarious twist to the world of riches and luxury! Whether you’re dreaming of mansions or just love a good laugh about money matters 😂, these witty sayings remind us that wealth isn’t always serious business. Get ready to chuckle and see the lighter side of fortune with some clever, cheeky insights that prove even the richest can have a sense of humor 😎✨.

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73 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

23 shares on Discord this month:

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

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I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

Breaking via X:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Spotted on X:

If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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