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2 days ago
Share →: If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

Commentary:
“When you realize the fridge is just as empty in a mansion 🍽️🤷‍♂️ #StayHungry”
2 months ago
Share →: I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Commentary:
“Ah, the irony of the super wealthy lacking basic common sense! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe all that money just clouds their judgment…or they spent it all on gold-plated socks 🧦💸 Who needs brains when you’ve got a vault full of cash, right? 💰😜”
5 months ago
Share →: If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Commentary:
“If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean it. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood – because who needs luck when you’ve got wealthy neighbors to share the riches with? 💸🤑🏘️ #SpreadTheWealth”
5 months ago
Share →: Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Commentary:
“Ah, yes, nothing like sipping on a golden smoothie while achieving inner peace 💰🧘‍♂️ Who knew enlightenment could be so lavish? #SpiritualLuxury”