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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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Making waves on Discord:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Reported on Pinterest:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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Share →: If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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"When you realize the fridge is just as empty in a mansion 🍽️🤷‍♂️ #StayHungry"
3 months ago
Share →: I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of the super wealthy lacking basic common sense! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe all that money just clouds their judgment…or they spent it all on gold-plated socks 🧦💸 Who needs brains when you’ve got a vault full of cash, right? 💰😜"
6 months ago
Share →: If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Commentary:
"If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean it. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood – because who needs luck when you've got wealthy neighbors to share the riches with? 💸🤑🏘️ #SpreadTheWealth"
6 months ago
Share →: Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, nothing like sipping on a golden smoothie while achieving inner peace 💰🧘‍♂️ Who knew enlightenment could be so lavish? #SpiritualLuxury"

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Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

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When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

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They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

Just landed via WeChat:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Seen just now on Facebook:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Making waves on Twitch:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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