11 Funny witch quotes

• My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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  1 month ago

  alone, awkwardness, blair, Blair Witch, corner, dinner, family, humor, role, Thanksgiving, witch

• I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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  2 months ago

  angry, attitude, disgusting, every, exercise, fitness, fitness struggle, funny attitude, gym, gym life, humor, i, idea, life, meet, mood, people, self-deprecating, struggle, swamp, time, turn, witch, workout, workout mood

• Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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  2 months ago

  accusation, AI, claim, era, false, false claim, getting, humor, misunderstanding, modern, modern era, suspicion, technology, trial, using, version, witch, witch trial

• If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

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  2 months ago

  humor, question, riddle, watch, witch, wordplay, wrist

• People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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  2 months ago

  back, bad, fear, fruit, having, humor, me, much, people, please, scare, sugar, talk, too, wicked, witch

• Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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  2 months ago

  dating, DM, DMs, Etsy, humor, love, magic, paying, put, relationship, spell, witch

• I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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  2 months ago

  afraid, blair, Blair Witch, childhood, comedy, fear, horror, humor, i, me, movie, project, saw, too, witch, young

• Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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  2 months ago

  apples, fairy, fairy tale, humor, i, joke, need, number, request, snow, Snow White, tale, white, witch

• I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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  2 months ago

  cartoon, cooking, creativity, dinner, food, going, honesty, humor, just, me, pot, real, things, throwing, witch

• The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

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  3 months ago

  aging, alone, forest, humor, i, independence, lifestyle, lived, older, solitude, understand, why, witch, woods

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