Funny witch quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

  Commentary:
  😂🏋️‍♂️ "I hear being a swamp witch is trending at the gym this season! Just rocking that 'fresh out of the cauldron' look!" 🧙‍♀️💦

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

  Commentary:
  "Witchcraft: Removed 'thou' broom, added 'thy' algorithm! 🧙‍♀️🤖🔥 #NotAWitchJustTechy"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

  Commentary:
  "Watching witches watch watches was a whimsical whirlwind! 👀🔮⌚️ Which witch wore which watch? It was a wrist-watching mystery only witches could weave! 🧙‍♀️🕰️✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

  Commentary:
  Oh, watch out for the fruit sugar police – they're casting wicked spells with their warnings! 🍎🍭🧙‍♀️ Remember, a little sweetness never hurt anyone, unless you've got a fear of deliciousness! 🤪

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

  Commentary:
  "Girl, while you're sliding into his DMs, I'm busy browsing Etsy for a real magic solution! 🧙‍♀️💫 Can't risk losing him to a simple DM battle after all! 😂 #WitchCraftOverRomance"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the horror of group assignments looming like a dark, mysterious forest! 🌲👻 Don't worry, you're not alone in your fear of projects after experiencing Blair Witch at a tender age. Just remember, there's no need to summon spooky spirits to get your work done on time! 😉📚 #ProjectFear #BlairWitchNightmares

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

  Commentary:
  "🍎🔮 Looking to order some 'enchanted' apples, are we? Just be careful, you wouldn't want any unexpected side effects! 🧙‍♀️😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like you're brewing up some culinary magic! 🧙‍♀️ Who needs a recipe when you've got that fabulous witchy touch? Just don't forget the eye of newt and toe of frog! 😉🍲

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