Funny quotes woman

53 Funny woman quotes

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

5 days ago

“Your a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

2 weeks ago

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

2 weeks ago

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

2 weeks ago

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

2 weeks ago

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

2 weeks ago

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

2 weeks ago

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

1 month ago

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

1 month ago

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

1 month ago

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

2 months ago

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

2 months ago

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

2 months ago

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

2 months ago

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

2 months ago

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

2 months ago

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

3 months ago

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

3 months ago

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

3 months ago

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

3 months ago