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woman
46 Funny woman quotes
Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.
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Mar 19, 2025
If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?
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Mar 19, 2025
The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.
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Mar 17, 2025
I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.
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Mar 9, 2025
A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.
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Mar 8, 2025
I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.
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Mar 8, 2025
Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.
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Feb 24, 2025
Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.
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Feb 23, 2025
I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.
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Feb 17, 2025
All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.
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Feb 1, 2025
When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.
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Feb 1, 2025
The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.
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Jan 29, 2025
If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.
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Jan 28, 2025
Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.
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Jan 27, 2025
White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.
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Jan 27, 2025
When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.
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Jan 27, 2025
Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.
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Jan 27, 2025
“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.
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Jan 27, 2025
If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.
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Jan 27, 2025
‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.
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Jan 26, 2025
So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”
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Jan 26, 2025
Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.
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Jan 26, 2025
Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.
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Jan 26, 2025
I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.
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Jan 26, 2025
Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.
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Jan 26, 2025
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White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.