88 Funny woman quotes

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  2 hours ago

  Share →: If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

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  Watch out, fellas! If women had venom glands, some of us might not survive a girl's night out! 🐍💄

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  2 hours ago

  Share →: Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

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  Looks like manga body proportions are the real spoiler alerts! 📖🔍😄

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  10 hours ago

  Share →: This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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  Why go fishing when the fish are jumping into the boats face-first? 🎣🚤🤣

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  16 hours ago

  Share →: I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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  Me too! My idea of fun is knitting a wild new scarf and binge-watching documentaries 😂🧶📚

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

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  Sounds like someone is trying to secure some extra pillow space tonight! 😴😂❤️

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

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  Proof that even strong women can't shake their loyal bathroom buddies 🐾🚪🤣

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

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  Finding clothes while thrifting: when you either look like a gladiator or a toddler playing dress-up! 🛍️🤣👗

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

  Commentary:
  Sleep tight, gentlemen! For the rest, may your sleep be as complicated as your love life! 😴🤦‍♂️💤

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

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  Searching for the elusive Jolene like she’s a mythical creature. 🕵️‍♀️✨ Anyone seen her? She’s welcome to my non-existent man too! 🤷‍♀️👀

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  2 days ago

  Share →: The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

  Commentary:
  When it comes to superheroes, our generation's got more plot twists than a comic book! 😂🦸‍♀️🔍

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