61 Funny woman quotes

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  3 days ago

  View →: The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.
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  2 months ago

  View →: “Your a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.
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  2 months ago

  View →: “You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.
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  2 months ago

  View →: If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.
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  2 months ago

  View →: The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.
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  3 months ago

  View →: If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?
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  3 months ago

  View →: The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.
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  3 months ago

  View →: A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.
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  4 months ago

  View →: All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.
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  4 months ago

  View →: When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.
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  4 months ago

  View →: White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

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