143 Funny woman quotes

• Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.

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  7 days ago

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• If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.

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  7 days ago

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• If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?

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  1 week ago

  age, age gap, dating, every, gap, humor, lesbian, older, older woman, ones, relationship, woman, women, younger, younger woman

• Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.

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  1 week ago

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• It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.

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  1 week ago

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• To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.

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  1 week ago

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• I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

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  1 week ago

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• The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.

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  1 week ago

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• Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

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  1 week ago

  brag, date, dj, humor, intuition, irony, relationship, woman, women

• Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.

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  1 week ago

  asking, communication, conversation, dating, end, flirting, humor, joke, just, relationship, sex, woman, women

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