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💁♀️🤔 "Nobody knows how to turn a woman into a walking stress ball better than a man in the 'not quite there yet' zone. It's like juggling stress balls while blindfolded and hoping for a perfect landing! 😅 #AlmostThereButNotQuite"
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- Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.
- I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.
- A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.
- It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.
- Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.
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- All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.
- I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.
- You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?
- A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.
- Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.
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