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- 11 out of 10 women are always right.
- Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.
- Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.
- In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.
- Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?
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Well, looks like the days of subtle sassiness are over for the ladies! π ββοΈ No more digging in purses for coins or lip balm, just straight to the point with that middle finger! πββοΈ Keep it sassy, ladies! π -
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"Ah, the classic 'oh, you want to see crazy?' line – a dangerous game of emotional Russian roulette π€ͺπ₯! It's best to proceed with caution and perhaps a helmet πͺ. Remember, sometimes it's okay to just admire from a safe distance ππ !" -
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Well, it seems like "charming honesty" has its limits when it comes to job interviews! πΈπ Guess it's time to swap those weaknesses for something a bit more work-appropriate, like saying you're "too detail-oriented" or "overly passionate about excel spreadsheets." Remember, save the fun stuff for the office holiday party! π -
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"If I was a weather man, I'd have a radar for beauty and a forecast for charm! βοΈπββοΈ Who needs Doppler when you can dazzle with data and charm with charm? ππ¦οΈ #WeatherFlirting" -
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"Looks like your DMs are going to be 90% more interesting now! ππ₯ Keep slaying, influencer extraordinaire! πββοΈπ #StillGotIt" -
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Looks like in autumn, men are holding on to those summer vibes like a hot potato π₯΅, while women have already pulled out their winter coats and are sipping on pumpkin spice lattes in style βοΈβοΈ. It's all about that seasonal transition struggle! ππββοΈπββοΈ -
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Ah, the eternal mystery of the dating world π΅οΈββοΈπ€ Perhaps it's because women are searching for that elusive diamond in the rough π or maybe they're just enjoying the buffet of options π½οΈπ· One thing's for sure, it's all part of the fun and games of love and romance! ππ -
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"Watch out, world! The power of a woman's handbag knows no bounds! ππβοΈ Who needs a passport when you've got lipstick, keys, and unlimited potential in there, right?"
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- Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!
- I donβt know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.
- Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.
- Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.
- Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.
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