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Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Just shared via Twitch:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Making waves on X:

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

Trending via Telegram:

This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

Just shared via Telegram:

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

Going viral on Reddit:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Seen just now on Slack:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Just shared via Instagram:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Going bananas on Threads:

I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

22 Funny wondering quotes

Funny wondering quotes spark curiosity with a dash of humor 🤔😂, turning everyday questions into laugh-out-loud moments. Whether you’re pondering life’s little mysteries or just daydreaming with a smile 😄✨, these witty musings add a playful twist to your thoughts. Ready to giggle while you wonder? Let’s dive into some clever lines that make thinking fun! 🎉🧠

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The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

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3 weeks ago

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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2 months ago

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If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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2 months ago

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Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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2 months ago

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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2 months ago

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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2 months ago

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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2 months ago

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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2 months ago

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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2 months ago

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89 shares on Threads this month:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

36 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

70 shares on Slack this month:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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A collective orgasm would fix the world.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Trending via Reddit:

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

Just shared via Instagram:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Making waves on Instagram:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Seen just now on Twitch:

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

Just landed via Messenger:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Making waves on TikTok:

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

Live now on Snapchat:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

Making waves on Twitch:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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