16 Funny wondering quotes — Wordgag ツ

Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

2 months ago2 months ago

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

2 months ago2 months ago

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

4 months ago4 months ago

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

4 months ago4 months ago

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

6 months ago6 months ago

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

Jan 28, 2025

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Jan 28, 2025

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Jan 27, 2025

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Jan 27, 2025

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Jan 27, 2025

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Jan 27, 2025

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Jan 26, 2025

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Jan 25, 2025