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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.
I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.
Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?
90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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1 month ago
Share →: Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Commentary:
😂 "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍"
1 month ago
Share →: Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Commentary:
"When I look in the mirror, it feels like I'm in a time-travel comedy where the punchline is my reflection! 😂🪞👵"
3 months ago
Share →: I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Commentary:
"Who knew that salads and squats could turn me into a grumpy grouch?! 🥗💪 Better watch out, I might throw my kale smoothie at you next! 😂 #HealthyLiving"
5 months ago
Share →: As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Commentary:
"From fearing the Bermuda Triangle to wanting a one-way ticket there… that's what we call evolution! 🌀✈️ Who knew the mysterious allure of vanishing could become a life goal!? 😂 #AdultingGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old question that has perplexed humanity since the dinosaurs were trying to figure out where to put their tiny arms on formal occasions! 🦖🧐 It seems the universe enjoys keeping us on our toes, leaving us all scratching our heads and pondering the ultimate conundrum: "What in the cosmic chaos is really going on here?" 🌌🤯
5 months ago
Share →: Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Commentary:
"Hey there! Are you Black Friday, because you've got me feeling like I need to fight through crowds just to uncover your irresistible discounts! 💸🛍️ #SavageSavings"
5 months ago
Share →: I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between needing caffeine to function and wanting alcohol to forget you need caffeine. It's a delicate balance of timing and priorities ☕🍷 #DecisionsDecisions"
5 months ago
Share →: Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of dating – like solving a complex puzzle with no manual! 🤔🕵️‍♂️ But hey, patience is key 😉 Who knows, maybe they're just holding out for someone as fabulous as they are! 💁‍♀️💕"
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of motherhood – where a full-body cast starts looking like a spa day 🧘‍♀️💆‍♀️ Take a deep breath, mama – relaxation comes in many forms! 😅👶 #MomLife #SpaDayOrERDay"
5 months ago
Share →: 90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Commentary:
"Parenting: the only job where naptime is a fantasy and bedtime is a negotiation. 💤😂 #ParentingDilemmas"