Commentary:
"From fearing the Bermuda Triangle to wanting a one-way ticket there… that's what we call evolution! 🌀✈️ Who knew the mysterious allure of vanishing could become a life goal!? 😂 #AdultingGoals"
Funny wondering quotes
Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?
Commentary:
Ah, the age-old question that has perplexed humanity since the dinosaurs were trying to figure out where to put their tiny arms on formal occasions! 🦖🧐 It seems the universe enjoys keeping us on our toes, leaving us all scratching our heads and pondering the ultimate conundrum: "What in the cosmic chaos is really going on here?" 🌌🤯
Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.
Commentary:
"Hey there! Are you Black Friday, because you've got me feeling like I need to fight through crowds just to uncover your irresistible discounts! 💸🛍️ #SavageSavings"
I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between needing caffeine to function and wanting alcohol to forget you need caffeine. It's a delicate balance of timing and priorities ☕🍷 #DecisionsDecisions"
Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of dating – like solving a complex puzzle with no manual! 🤔🕵️♂️ But hey, patience is key 😉 Who knows, maybe they're just holding out for someone as fabulous as they are! 💁♀️💕"
If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”
Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of motherhood – where a full-body cast starts looking like a spa day 🧘♀️💆♀️ Take a deep breath, mama – relaxation comes in many forms! 😅👶 #MomLife #SpaDayOrERDay"
90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.
Commentary:
"Parenting: the only job where naptime is a fantasy and bedtime is a negotiation. 💤😂 #ParentingDilemmas"
Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.
Commentary:
"Caught in a love triangle between my recliner and loveseat… Who said being lazy wasn't complicated? 😂🪑❤️ #LazinessOverload"
My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.
Commentary:
"Plot twist: your soulmate is an extraterrestrial and is currently cruising past Mars, contemplating the possibility of life on earth 👽🌍 #SearchingForSouls #InterstellarDating"