Funny wondering quotes

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I'm wondering what your bloody deal is.

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I spend half the day wondering if it's too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it's too early for alcohol.

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If you're wondering how motherhood is going, I'm watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said "That looks so relaxing"

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there's life on earth.

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025