Funny quotes wondering

Funny wondering quotes

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

4 weeks ago

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

3 months ago

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

3 months ago

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

3 months ago

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

3 months ago

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

3 months ago

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

3 months ago

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

3 months ago

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

3 months ago

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

3 months ago