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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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I’m only dead on the outside.

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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