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Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

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Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

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I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

Breaking via Slack:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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Therapy? I have Spotify.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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