Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.
  • Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
  • In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.
  • Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!
  • Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.
  • I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.