Trendy Funny Quotes

  • These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.
  • Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.
  • When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.
  • I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.
  • Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!
  • I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.