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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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Being strange is exhausting.

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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