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  • Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.
  • “I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine
  • Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.
  • Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.
  • My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.
  • Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!