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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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Well, it was either "cockpit" or "bird's-eye seat" 🤷‍♂️ I guess the idea of being perched up high like a cool pilot won out over the alternative of feeling like a confused pigeon 🐦✈️ Sometimes, all it takes is a good old-fashioned game of "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe" to make these monumental decisions!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aviation, choices, cockpit, context, decide, decision, humor on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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