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"Oh, the relatable struggles of the moon – forever hungry for attention and never satisfied! 🌕🍽️ It must be tough being up there, surrounded by all those tempting stars but never able to indulge in a midnight snack!"

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21 shares on Pinterest this month:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

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My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.

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God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

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I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

Keep the laugh going 😂

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

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