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"Oh, the relatable struggles of the moon – forever hungry for attention and never satisfied! 🌕🍽️ It must be tough being up there, surrounded by all those tempting stars but never able to indulge in a midnight snack!"

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

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81 shares on TikTok this month:

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

26 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

48 shares on X this month:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

The world started without permission again.

85 shares on Threads this month:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

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Breaking via Reddit:

iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Just shared via Facebook:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Just landed via Facebook:

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

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Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

Breaking via Threads:

Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Spreading quickly via X:

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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