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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.