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Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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Just landed via Telegram:

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Making waves on Discord:

My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

Just shared via Telegram:

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Spotted on Discord:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Making waves on Messenger:

Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

Just shared via X:

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

Just landed via Reddit:

Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

3 weeks ago

Witty text imagining a funny connection between the names of natural features.

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Commentary:
"Looks like someone had a knack for naming things after natural phenomena while cozying up by the fire and daydreaming about cascading waterfalls 🌊🔥 Maybe they were just really into ambiance? Who knows, but let's raise a glass to their imagination and naming creativity!"

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61 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

11 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

32 shares on Slack this month:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

72 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

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This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

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Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on TikTok:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Live now on Twitch:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

Spotted on Threads:

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Freshly posted on Threads:

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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