I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall. Posted onSep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace. Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts. Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing. I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else. I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
