Trendy Funny Quotes

  • An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.
  • I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.
  • Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?
  • Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.
  • I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.
  • TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.