Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.
  • When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.
  • My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.
  • It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.
  • If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.
  • You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.