I don’t know what’s more fucked: my sleeping pattern, my liver or my bank balance. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t know what’s more fucked: my sleeping pattern, my liver or my bank balance. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle. “Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business. If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake. Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance. You’re pretty… fucked up.
