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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Trending via Messenger:

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

Spotted on Discord:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

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My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Jan 22, 2025

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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👗 "I have three full closets of nothing to wear" – the eternal struggle of every fashionista! It's like staring into a closet full of clothes and feeling like you have absolutely nothing to put on 🤷‍♀️ Time for a wardrobe intervention or maybe just a shopping spree in disguise! 💸🛍️ #FashionistaProblems

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I hope this email kills us both.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

Spotted on X:

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

Just shared via WeChat:

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

Freshly posted on Slack:

Life is too short, and death is too long.

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Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Trending via Twitch:

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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