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👗 "I have three full closets of nothing to wear" – the eternal struggle of every fashionista! It's like staring into a closet full of clothes and feeling like you have absolutely nothing to put on 🤷‍♀️ Time for a wardrobe intervention or maybe just a shopping spree in disguise! 💸🛍️ #FashionistaProblems

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

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Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

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