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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.