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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day…

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day…

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🐔 "I relate to a rooster because I also want to start my day off by screaming… or at least hitting the snooze button repeatedly! 😂🚨 Rise and shine, or snooze and whine – the eternal morning struggle!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged day, humor, i, morning, relate, rooster, screaming, start, want on Feb 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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