I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Commentary:
🐔 “I relate to a rooster because I also want to start my day off by screaming… or at least hitting the snooze button repeatedly! 😂🚨 Rise and shine, or snooze and whine – the eternal morning struggle!”

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