I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:π "I relate to a rooster because I also want to start my day off by screaming… or at least hitting the snooze button repeatedly! ππ¨ Rise and shine, or snooze and whine β the eternal morning struggle!" Related Funny Posts π€ I believe it was Aristotle who once said βThe fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.β I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around. The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day. Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make. βStop bouncing your leg!β Itβs either this or I start screaming.