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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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I run a parody bank account.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

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One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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