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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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32 shares on Threads this month:

When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

30 shares on Slack this month:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

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Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Making waves on Slack:

Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

Just landed via YouTube:

I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.

Spotted on Twitch:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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