I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.