Trendy Funny Quotes

  • There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.
  • My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”
  • I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.
  • I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.
  • Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.
  • If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.