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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

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If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

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Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

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Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

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This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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Can I come over and figure you out?

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Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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