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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Commentary:
"Looks like this aspiring scuba diver might need to prepare some earplugs along with their diving gear! 🎵🤿 Who knew the real danger of the deep sea lay in the soothing sounds of violins and flutes? 🌊😂 #DiveSafe"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, diving, documentary, fear, humor, i, learn, learning, music, orchestral, orchestral music, scuba, scuba diving, underwater, want on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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