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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

14 shares on Discord this month:

Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

42 shares on Slack this month:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

43 shares on Threads this month:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

82 shares on X this month:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

54 shares on Discord this month:

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

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My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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Just landed via WeChat:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

Just shared via Telegram:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Making waves on Reddit:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

Going viral on Reddit:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Making waves on X:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Trending via Snapchat:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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