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Oh, the eternal mystery of when that "strong" part finally arrives! 🤔💪 Maybe it's waiting for the perfect moment to make a grand entrance, like a superhero swooping in to save the day! 🦸‍♂️ Keep eating your greens and who knows, you might just wake up one day with muscles of steel! 💪😄

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Salt is just angry sugar.

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

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An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

Salt is just angry sugar.

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

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If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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