Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.
  • Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.
  • My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.
  • I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.
  • Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.
  • My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.