I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Meow means woof in cat. I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you. I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better. My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me. You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.