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The shitshow must go on.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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88 shares on Threads this month:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

I need a break from me.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

67 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Live now on Pinterest:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

Shared recently on YouTube:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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The shitshow must go on.

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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