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Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.