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If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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Therapy? I have Spotify.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Going viral on Slack:

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

Spotted on TikTok:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

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I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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Witty and playful quote about stupidity’s role in trouble and escape.

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Well, if stupidity got us into this mess, then it's only fair that we give it a chance to redeem itself by getting us out! Who knows, maybe it has a hidden talent for problem-solving that we've been overlooking all this time. Besides, if nothing else works, we can always count on stupidity to provide us with some entertainment along the way.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

50 shares on Twitch this month:

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

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Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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Making waves on Facebook:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Live now on Twitch:

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Trending via Pinterest:

We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

Shared recently on Discord:

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Making waves on Discord:

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

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I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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