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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a strangerโ€™s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like โ€œomg, we should totally start a pamphletโ€

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The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

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People in their 20s be like, โ€œThis is my emotional support masterโ€™s degree.โ€

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Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if youโ€™re looking for my family theyโ€™ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why canโ€™t it get us out?

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why canโ€™t it get us out?

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Well, if stupidity got us into this mess, then it's only fair that we give it a chance to redeem itself by getting us out! Who knows, maybe it has a hidden talent for problem-solving that we've been overlooking all this time. Besides, if nothing else works, we can always count on stupidity to provide us with some entertainment along the way.



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