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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

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Just landed via Telegram:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

Spreading quickly via X:

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Making waves on Facebook:

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

Spotted on Facebook:

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Shared recently on YouTube:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

Spotted on Discord:

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

10 shares on Slack this month:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

21 shares on Slack this month:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

71 shares on Reddit this month:

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

99 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

70 shares on Discord this month:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

Live now on YouTube:

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Just landed via WeChat:

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

Making waves on Threads:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Making waves on Threads:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Just landed via X:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Trending via Threads:

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

Trending via Twitch:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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