Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

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I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.