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"Ah, the ol' 'set them free and if they come back, they're probably just lost' strategy. 🤷‍♂️ Who knew relationships could be so confusing? Might need a GPS for this love rollercoaster! 🗺️🎢"

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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

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Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

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I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

91 shares on Threads this month:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

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No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

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I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

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No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Seen just now on Telegram:

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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