Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I want the dreams to chase me for once.
  • Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”
  • Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
  • I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?
  • That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.
  • These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.