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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.