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"Looks like someone's ready to drop the most epic nap mix of 2021! 🎶😴 DJ Pillow and MC Blanky are about to make some serious ZZZs happen on the dance floor… I mean, bed! 💤💃 #SleepyBeats"

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10 shares on TikTok this month:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

16 shares on X this month:

My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

67 shares on Discord this month:

Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

85 shares on Slack this month:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

12 shares on Slack this month:

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

96 shares on X this month:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

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I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

How did Satoshi write the code of Bitcoin before Claude?

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A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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Going bananas on Discord:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Trending via Discord:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

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I drive like I’m immortal.

Breaking via X:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

Making waves on Telegram:

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

Making waves on Telegram:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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The shitshow must go on.

Spotted on Instagram:

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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