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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

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I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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Blink if you want me!

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Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?