I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate. Posted onSep 30, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure. Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time. Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night. I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
