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I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

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Oh, the classic case of the mysterious disappearing chocolate! 🍫😂 This husband takes the term "partners in crime" quite literally – even if it means searching high and low for a missing treat that's already made its way into his belly! 🕵️‍♂️😋 #MarriageMysteries

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chocolate, help, husband, i, missing, relationship, snack, wife on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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