Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.
  • A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.
  • Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.
  • Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.
  • As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.
  • We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.