Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppImagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know! Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love. Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old. I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too. Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?