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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

4 weeks ago

Playful quote highlighting cultural differences about marijuana and French language humor.

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Commentary:
"Looks like Americans like to blaze it up while the French prefer to oui oui the day away! 🇺🇸🌿🇫🇷😉 #CulturalDifferences #Punny"

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Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

73 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m sick of living through history!

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Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

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My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

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I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

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Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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I need to consult the woods about this.

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I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

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Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

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