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“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

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I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?