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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

32 shares on Slack this month:

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

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I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

Live now on Discord:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.

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You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

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