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There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

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5 months ago

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Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

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2 months ago

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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2 months ago

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Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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2 months ago

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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2 months ago

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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2 months ago

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96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

61 shares on X this month:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

18 shares on Slack this month:

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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Going viral on Telegram:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Going viral on Slack:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Making waves on Twitch:

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Shared recently on X:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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