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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.