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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

56 shares on TikTok this month:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

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The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

83 shares on Slack this month:

August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

82 shares on Threads this month:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

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I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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Somebody needs to get my shit together.

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My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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