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By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.