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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

New year update: losing everything but weight.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Trending via WhatsApp:

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Trending via Discord:

Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

Trending via WeChat:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Just landed via TikTok:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Just landed via Facebook:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Live now on WeChat:

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Is this art or trash?

Is this art or trash?
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Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless debate: where some see art 🎨, others see trash 🗑️. It's all about perspective really – one person's masterpiece 💫 is another person's mess 🤔. Who's to say what's trash and what's treasure? 🤷‍♂️ Let the debate rage on! 🔥"

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73 shares on YouTube this month:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

31 shares on YouTube this month:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

54 shares on Slack this month:

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

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Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise.

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Sane is boring.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Telegram:

Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear.

Going viral on X:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Trending via Facebook:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Shared recently on Facebook:

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

Just landed via Telegram:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Breaking via YouTube:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

Making waves on Reddit:

Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

Making waves on Threads:

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Going bananas on Pinterest:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Spotted on YouTube:

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

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