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Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Dear Santa, Money!

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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Live now on YouTube:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Live now on Reddit:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Spotted on Discord:

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Making waves on WeChat:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Live now on Slack:

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

Shared recently on Slack:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Trending via Threads:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Is this art or trash?

2 weeks ago

Humorous text questioning whether this is art or trash, playful and witty in tone.

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Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless debate: where some see art 🎨, others see trash 🗑️. It's all about perspective really – one person's masterpiece 💫 is another person's mess 🤔. Who's to say what's trash and what's treasure? 🤷‍♂️ Let the debate rage on! 🔥"

art, creativity, critique, humor, opinion, trash

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38 shares on Reddit this month:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

46 shares on Slack this month:

I love when the plot thickens.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

7 folks are currently checking 👀

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

Just landed via Discord:

Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

Just shared via Discord:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

Spotted on YouTube:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Just shared via Reddit:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Going viral on Discord:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Going viral on Reddit:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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