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🤔 Ah, the classic case of linguistic confusion! It's like a mind-bending puzzle where "read" can lead you down two pronunciation paths – don't get misled! 📚🤯 #LanguageQuirks #TongueTwister

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

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I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

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There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

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