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🤔 Ah, the classic case of linguistic confusion! It's like a mind-bending puzzle where "read" can lead you down two pronunciation paths – don't get misled! 📚🤯 #LanguageQuirks #TongueTwister

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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What are cats even trying to do?

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

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It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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