It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

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If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.