It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that… Commentary:"Well, if the shoe fits… buy it in every color! It's not a shopping spree, it's a practical solution to a sizing problem." Related Funny Posts 🤝 My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for. I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before. Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes. Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making. Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.
