It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size. Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, if the shoe fits… buy it in every color! It's not a shopping spree, it's a practical solution to a sizing problem." Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before. Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots. Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making. I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable. When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.