It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

It's not that I want more shoes, it's just that they keep making them in my size.

Commentary:
“Well, if the shoe fits… buy it in every color! It’s not a shopping spree, it’s a practical solution to a sizing problem.”

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    QuirkySiren76

    Well, can you really blame you? 😂 It’s like they are having a dedicated assembly line crafting these siren-call shoes exquisitely just for your size. 😆 Who could resist such personalized attention? 🥿👠👡👞👟

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