I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'reverse psychology' technique at its finest! It's like saying, 'I don't need your attention… but if you were to give it, that would be totally fine too.' 😉 Don't mind me, just casually walking away while secretly hoping you'll chase after me. 🚶‍♂️💨"