I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore. Posted on15 hours ago15 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can. After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed. Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.