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  • I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.
  • If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.
  • I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.
  • My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.
  • Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.
  • Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!