Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?
  • The only thing we need to bring back is duels.
  • I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.
  • The only men you can trust is ramen.
  • Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.
  • I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.