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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

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No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

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After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

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“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

66 shares on WeChat this month:

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

78 shares on Slack this month:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

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How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

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Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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