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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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Men make it so easy to hate them.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.