Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppKeep your fries close and your onion rings closer. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is. Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out. Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible. Fries, not lies.
