Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer. Commentary:"Words to live by: Keep your fries close 🍟, but your onion rings closer! 🥨 Because, let's be real, who wants to share those delicious, crispy onion rings anyway? 😂 #foodpriorities" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Onion rings? I’m answering. I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries. The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me. Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer. Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).