Trendy Funny Quotes

  • One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.
  • There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.
  • I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.
  • I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?
  • I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.
  • I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.