Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

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Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.