Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Commentary:
“Words to live by: Keep your fries close 🍟, but your onion rings closer! 🥨 Because, let’s be real, who wants to share those delicious, crispy onion rings anyway? 😂 #foodpriorities”

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