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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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"Words to live by: Keep your fries close 🍟, but your onion rings closer! 🥨 Because, let's be real, who wants to share those delicious, crispy onion rings anyway? 😂 #foodpriorities"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged close, food, fry, humor, onion, onion ring, ring, rings, snack on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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